Thursday, January 26, 2012

The Ballad Of John and Yoko

Standing at the dock at southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the "mac" said
"you've got to go back
You know they didn't even give us  a chance

(Crist) you know it ain't easy
You know how hurt it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the seine
Peter Brown called to say
"You can make it O.K..
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain"
So from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for week
The news people said
"Say,what're you doing in bed?'
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace."
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving on your clothes to charity.Last night the wife said,
"Oh boy, when you're dead,
You don't take nothing with you
but your soul
Made a light trip to Viena
Eating chocolate cake in the back
The news paper said
"She's gone to his head
They look just like two gurus in black"
Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acrons tied in a sack
The men from the press said
"We wish you success, It's good to have the both of yoy back"
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me